In the Event of a Zombie Apocalypse, I Have Nothing to Offer

It is quite humbling to know I come from a class background with absolutely no skills to help ANYONE survive on a desert island. Basically we provide to society as a whole very little in the way to advance the human cause in an endtimes/zombie apocalypse scenario. How klassy are we, then? Those of us from the upper classes? (from my memoir in progress)