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  1. last sunday my dick fell out thru my trouser leg in church while the preast was blessing us.

    I don’t know if I should take it as a sign that God wants me to give me a ordinary stationary dick or that I just have to start using better underwear…

  2. Brilliant!!!

    And I’ve lost my dick through my pant leg, too. I recall dashing through hallways to the bathroom for a quick recovery.

    I’ve wondered what I will do if my dick falls out into the view of others.

    “What is THAT?” I believe I shall say. “Who brought THAT in here,” I shall ask. Then dash away…

    To Target where I will buy new brief in a smaller size ;-).

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