last sunday my dick fell out thru my trouser leg in church while the preast was blessing us.
I don’t know if I should take it as a sign that God wants me to give me a ordinary stationary dick or that I just have to start using better underwear…
And I’ve lost my dick through my pant leg, too. I recall dashing through hallways to the bathroom for a quick recovery.
I’ve wondered what I will do if my dick falls out into the view of others.
“What is THAT?” I believe I shall say. “Who brought THAT in here,” I shall ask. Then dash away…
To Target where I will buy new brief in a smaller size ;-).
LOL! I know a guy who really did lose his dick — it literally fell off a few months after surgery. Can you imagine?
THAT is really very sad. All the anticipation, money, pain, heartache, dashed on the thud of the floor…..
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